"in this world, there is one awful thing, and that is that everyone has their reasons" --- attrib. to Jean Renoir (details in the Quotes blog.)
There’s a huge billboard on the 405 in Los Angeles advertising Bacardi and Diet Coke as
0 Carbs, 0 Sugar
Even if this were a true statement, it is still wonderfully misleading: alcohol (which has neither carbs nor sugars) still has tons of calories.
¡Verdad Libre!
